The Bridges, Gold Mines, and Oil Fields Gift Basket
The Bridges, Gold Mines, and Oil Fields Gift Basket • Operators are standing by now to take your order for this once in a lifetime gift basket for the person who has everything. A bargain at $987,654.32 plus shipping and handling. Buy now and save $4.32. Or, you could save even more by clicking here to make a dinner reservation at Simplicity at The Mast Farm Inn instead. Way better and featuring Owl Creek Breadworks artisan breads, and some mighty fine North Carolina Moonshine. Click here to see the menu. You can always get The Bridges, Gold Mines, and Oil Fields Gift Basket next year. IYIYI!
This Mast Farm Inn gift basket contains clear title to The Brooklyn Bridge signed by Andrew Carnegie, 100% of the outstanding shares of The Citizen Kane & J.D. Rockefeller Mining and Lubricants Company, and clear title to The Middle East, Texas, and Alaska signed by Henry Ford The First. • Price: $987,654.32
But wait, there’s more, if you order within the next 5 minutes, you will receive free and clear title to your choice of the monuments above. Just pay the modest shipping and handling fee. Operators are standing by, call 828.963.5857, ask for the "The Bridges, Gold Mines, and Oil Fields Gift Basket", or to make a reservation for dining at Simplicity at The Mast Farm Inn
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The Mast Farm Inn is an award-winning historic country inn & restaurant in the Valle Crucis Historical District of North Carolina, which has been welcoming guests since the 1800s. The Mast Farm Inn is a Historic Hotels of America hotel, a Select Registry Inn, and is on The National Register of Historic Places.