The Longer The Better
"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays" ~ Henny Youngman
The Longer The Better • This special is available at all times at the Mast Farm Inn and is very simple. If you come to stay with us the month of your wedding anniversary, You get the same discounted rate as the number of years you have been married. If you have been married 12 years you get 12 percent off, and yep, if you have been married 72 years you get 72 percent off. This is a pretty good deal, so obviously there are a few conditions and terms that you can see below, but which should work just fine for most folks married less than a hundred years. • Reserve Now
CONDITIONS & TERMS
• At the risk of overstating the obvious, You must be married & come with your current spouse, no former or future spouses. You’d be surprised at how some very creative folks can transform our specials. • Reserve Now
• You reserve a minimum of two nights for lodging taking place within the month of your wedding anniversary. Two nights, you can do it!
• Proof of purchase required. You will need to present a copy of your wedding certificate. In other words we will need to verify you ain’t fibbin for a discount. • Reserve Now
• Reservations can be made no earlier than 14 Days prior to your arrival date. So you can plan early, but only reserve at 14 days or less preceding your scheduled date of arrival. If we are giving it away, we do need to let full price clients have first pick of the rooms, cottages and cabins they desire. Sounds fair to us. That being said, we can usually accommodate your selection, and often provide a free upgrade to boot.
• All your lodging nights need to fall within the month of your wedding anniversary & If your anniversary is in October or July, you can use this special the month before or after your anniversary month. • Reserve Now
• This special is available at any time except for the months of July & October, or for lodging reservations falling within five days of a national holiday, or special occasion holidays such as Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Valentine’s, Christmas, New Years, and other legal or social holidays. Those dates have their own specials and packages.
• Based on double occupancy, extra persons in cottage or cabin are charged at $25 per person per day. • Reserve Now
• This offer cannot be combined with other special discounts, offers, packages, promotions, gift certificates or packages. For example, just sayin, if you bought a gift certificate already reduced by 50% and want to use to pay for this, and you have been married for 60 years, we may actually end up having to pay you to come stay with us, No Can Do Buttercup. Well… we do know we can make those types of jokes here, because if you have been married a reasonable amount of time, you obviously have a sense of humor.
"That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the Vatican has overlooked." ~ Bill Cosby
"Only two things are necessary to keep one’s wife happy. One is to let her think she is having her own way, the the other, to let her have it." ~ Lyndon B. Johnson
"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom." ~ Marcel Proust
For More Information
Anniversaries • www.themastfarminn.com/anniversaries
Reserve Specials • www.themastfarminn.com/reservations-specials
Reviews Anniversaries • www.themastfarminn.com/reviews-anniversaries
The Mast Farm Inn is an award-winning historic country inn & restaurant in the Valle Crucis Historical District of North Carolina, which has been welcoming guests since the 1800s. The Mast Farm Inn is a Historic Hotels of America hotel, a Select Registry Inn, and is on The National Register of Historic Places.